HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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