I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Having a random hookup so left but love u
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
