? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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