how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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