You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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