thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
