...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
