Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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