Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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