i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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