Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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