just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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