this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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