That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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