Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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