We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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