omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We named our party play list daddy issues
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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