I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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