When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You did what with his pubic hair?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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