did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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