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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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