Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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