If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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