She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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