I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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