dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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