It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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