If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Boobs are out for the taking
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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