Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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