think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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