Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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