Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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