The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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