i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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