they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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