So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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