@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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