First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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