Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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