I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
