Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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