# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
