If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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