I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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