why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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