i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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