What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
organizing the empties. That sober.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
