do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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