this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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