i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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