i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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