her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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